remember last summer when american eagle had that modelling contest where you submit your picture to get votes and if you get into the top 20 votes your picture is displayed at times square in new york
i submitted this photo of me about to sneeze
i placed 12th and i was on the times square billboard for two weeks
i hate each and every single one of you all
Pubes aren’t gross. Armpit hair isn’t gross. Leg hair isn’t gross. Fat isn’t gross. Bones that stick out aren’t gross.
Body policing is gross.
my greatest dream is to swim in an ocean of orange soda. it is a fanta sea.
“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan
friday at school i heard some girl in the hall way scream “FOR THE LAST TIME BITCH IM LESBIAN IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND HE SMELLS LIKE KETCHUP ANYWAYS”
red wedding: NOOOO
purple wedding: YOOOOO
important character development questions
- under what circumstances do they lick a thing to claim it as their own
- what are their feelings, hypothetical or otherwise, regarding the High School Musical series
- whose face(s) would they draw dicks on in sharpie if they saw them passed out on a couch at a party
- what would their reaction be to seeing Frozen in theaters and witnessing Hans doing the douchebag thing
- i dunno where to go from here; i made this post solely for the HSM one
Pass this on Tumblr
This is actually pretty important
very important information
do you know how much i would have benefited from this two years ago when i wasn’t a fucking child
PSA. It isn’t your decision to get raped, but it is your decision how you react
THIS. THIS. THIS. FUCKING THIS!!!!(via totallylesbians)